queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

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Timestamp: 1411371027

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

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peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

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Timestamp: 1411370997

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

(via asuspiciouswolf)

It is impossible to live without failing at something unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. In which case, you fail by default.

(Source: lydias-martins, via wilheronclale)

Timestamp: 1411370956

It is impossible to live without failing at something unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. In which case, you fail by default.

(Source: lydias-martins, via wilheronclale)

troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

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Timestamp: 1411370907

troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

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Dawn seemed to follow midnight with indecent haste.

(Source: greatserpent, via malfoysotter)

Timestamp: 1411370265
Dawn seemed to follow midnight with indecent haste.

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(Source: rockandrollchick, via janblue)

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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Timestamp: 1411369965

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil, via sweet-sassy-dreams)

Timestamp: 1411366500

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil, via sweet-sassy-dreams)

waterfallfish:

I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE

(Source: kas-a, via sweet-sassy-dreams)

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via sweet-sassy-dreams)

handjobvevo:

do you ever sing while you’re crying and your voice cracks and you cry more but the music’s still nice

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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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